求英语幽默小故事和英语小诗希望是高中的，有中文解释！谢啦

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Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... Teacher: What？Eyelids？Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world。
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？ 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… 老师：什么？眼皮？彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。
I never was on the dull tame shore 我从不留恋单调温驯的海岸，
but I lov'd the great Sea more and more, 只是愈来愈沉迷于海上，
And backwards flew to her billowy breast, 像鸟儿寻找母巢一般，
Like a bird that seeketh its mother's nest; 忽忙地飞回那涛涛巨浪的怀抱；
And mother she was, and is to me; 对我而言她就是慈母；
For I was born on the open Sea! 因为我生长在海上！
by Bryan W. Procter, 1787-1874
Jingle, Bells 铃儿响叮当